Give me your DNA even if it’s irrelevant

Posted by: Peter Massey | 6.06.2011

This astounded me.  You should read it as an email chain, starting at the bottom. Is a machine error or just a crass process? What a waste of everyone’s time!

“Hello

Thanks for your email.

The characters from the security answer you’ve given in your email aren’t quite right. We need the 2nd and 3rd characters of the answer to your security question. It’s the question we ask you when you call us (e.g your mother’s maiden name, your pet’s name or the first school you went to).

If you can’t remember that, please reply with the date you got your last bill and how much it was for.

We’ll be able to help you as soon as we get the right details.

Regards

XX Customer Service

Original Message Follows:

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Cheers – have been trying stores, call centre, web chat to find out what

my options are for the past 3 months since my iphone went into reboot on

any long conference calls

Appreciate my contract is up next week

What I want is the next iphone and I believe its not due for a few

months – so I don’t want a long term contract.

What are my options apart from leaving you?

Can you give me my usage data profile against tariff proposed so I can

get the right tariff? I’m always paying extra for 08 numbers – which is

conference calls. I know I use circa 1 gig a month data and that my

texts and voice is perhaps way under the limit

Peter

On 6 Jun 2011, at 13:42, xxxxx wrote:

Hi peter

This is an email from XXX to let you know that you are a Platinum customer and I am your account manager, I am here to help with any queries that you may have as well as to let you know about the great ways that XXX could be saving you money. If you want to find out more then call 402 from your handset or email me back and I will be happy to help you,

There is a link below to let you know of all the great benefits of being an XXX Platinum customer. You also now have my email address so if there is anything at all I can help you with just let me know.

http://www.XXX.co.uk/explore

Thanks

vanessa’

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